This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life
IT WAS A FUCKING LIFE INSURANCE COMMERCIAL IMAGINE SITTING AT HOME ENJOY YOU FAVORITE MIND NUMBING REALITY SHOW AND YOU SEE THIS NO I AM NOT BAWLING MY EYES OUT GOD WHY
I try to keep this commercial off my dash as often as possible. The first time I watched it I started crying in the middle of the library. Let me just note that I haven’t cried over a video since I was six. I think it’s almost cruel how you can reduce a person to tears with an advertisement can we not please
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A FUCKING ADVERT I’M CRYING ACTUAL TEARS OF SADNESS OH MY GOD
I AM LITERALLY SOBBING MY HEART OUT OH MY GOD THE TEARS
I DIDN’T BELIEVE YOU WHY AM I SO NAIVE
IM CRYING SO FUCKING HARD OH M YGOD
Oh my god I started crying :’(
The lot of you need to stfu, gtfo Tumblr, and tell your dad you love em, and if he’s not around, pay your respects.
Sometimes people think you are just the chillest guy ever, that you are incapable of aggression. Little do they know, if it were up to you, you would rip them in half in an explosively bloody fashion like a fat girl on her period while getting deflowered.
Anyways, don’t get stepped on! Don’t let people NOT appreciate you. You are a MAN or a MANPRECIATIOR. You are no door mat. You are not the friend-zoned loyal dog. You are a primal evolved gorilla and you will stand up for yourself.
So next time a guy cuts in front of you, or some douche is on his phone in the library, puff up your chest, punch his shoulders and when he turns around roar at him until he has a new effin’ hairstyle.